Saturday, September 23, 2006
SOMEBODY SPEAK UP
I AGREE WITH THOSE WHO EXPRESSED ANGER AT HOW THE PRESIDENT WAS DISSED AT THE U.N. BY HUGO CHAVEZ OF VENZEULA AND THAT IRANIAN TWERP WHOSE NAME I CAN'T PRONOUNCE WITHOUT DRIBBLING ALL OVER MYSELF. NO, I'M
NOT REPUDIATING MY NEGATIVE OPINION OF GEORGE BUSH AND HIS ENTOURAGE. I JUST RESENT FOREIGNERS COMING ON OUR TURF AND BAD MOUTHING THE GUY WHO'S COUNTRY IS PROVIDING THE BEER AND PRETZELS FOR THE SNACKS THE DELAGATES SCOFF UP BETWEEN TIRADES. IT WOULD'NT BE SO BAD IF THESE NERDS REPRESENTED COUNTRIES WHO ALLOWED FREE SPEECH, BUT THE LAST TIME ANYBODY IN VENEZUELA PUT DOWN CHAVEZ IN PUBLIC HE WAS LAST SEEN CHASING RATS AROUND HIS CELL WHILE AWAITING HIS TURN ON THE GALLOWS.
HAVING SAID THIS, I'LL GET BACK TO PREPARING THE TEXT OF MY NEXT ATTACK ON THE ADMINISTRATION'S HANDLING OF THE WAR.
AT LEAST IT WILL BE A HOME-GROWN ATTACK.
I'M ENTITLED.
GEORGE MORIN
AUBURN
NOT REPUDIATING MY NEGATIVE OPINION OF GEORGE BUSH AND HIS ENTOURAGE. I JUST RESENT FOREIGNERS COMING ON OUR TURF AND BAD MOUTHING THE GUY WHO'S COUNTRY IS PROVIDING THE BEER AND PRETZELS FOR THE SNACKS THE DELAGATES SCOFF UP BETWEEN TIRADES. IT WOULD'NT BE SO BAD IF THESE NERDS REPRESENTED COUNTRIES WHO ALLOWED FREE SPEECH, BUT THE LAST TIME ANYBODY IN VENEZUELA PUT DOWN CHAVEZ IN PUBLIC HE WAS LAST SEEN CHASING RATS AROUND HIS CELL WHILE AWAITING HIS TURN ON THE GALLOWS.
HAVING SAID THIS, I'LL GET BACK TO PREPARING THE TEXT OF MY NEXT ATTACK ON THE ADMINISTRATION'S HANDLING OF THE WAR.
AT LEAST IT WILL BE A HOME-GROWN ATTACK.
I'M ENTITLED.
GEORGE MORIN
AUBURN
